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Humpday Lust Pit
Phew! I've finally escaped the devious, illicit enchantment with which Deus Ex ensnared me. I can actually look around and enjoy the world around me for a few hours... [read more...]
 
Contest - Win Diablo II!
posted on July 17, 2000

Coldforged's Humpday Lust Pit
posted on July 12, 2000

Best of June (Part 2)
posted on July 11, 2000

Best of June (Part 1)
posted on July 10, 2000

Artifact Interview Day 2
posted on July 09, 2000

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Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
Last summer, millions of rabid television watchers tuned in each night to ABC to watch Regis Philbin grind pointless trivia out of complete losers and utter... [read more...]
 
Millennium Mantra
posted on July 17, 2000

Beetle Buggin'
posted on July 16, 2000

Stephen King's F13
posted on July 15, 2000

Backyard Baseball
posted on July 14 , 2000

Motocross Madness 2
posted on July 13, 2000

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The Corporation's Legal Policy

DISCLAIMER

The Corporation makes fun of people, places, things, ideas, concepts, tradition, god, love, democracy, money, communism, socialism, dictatorships, John Romero, tufted wood nymphs, computers, games, computer games, people who use computer games, people who read online publications other than The Corporation, people who do not read The Corporation every single day, game developers, programmers, ourselves, small countries, large countries, other corporations, other web sites, current events, history, things we find amusing, long lists, legal documents, Latin abbreviations, etc.

In other words, if we make fun of you, don't take it personally.

We use the real names of public figures. We also use fabricated names. If these fabricated names happen to coincide with someone's real name, it is totally coincidental.

PRIVACY POLICY

In order to demonstrate our commitment to your privacy, we have chosen to disclose our information practices, including what information we gather about individuals who visit our Web sites, how we use that information, and when, how and to whom we disclose that information.

This privacy policy describes the privacy practices for The Corporation Entertainment Group, Ltd., its subsidiaries (collectively, "The Corporation") and its Web sites. (The Corporation Gaming News is a subsidiary of The Corporation Entertainment Group.) This policy does not apply to other sites; other sites maintain their own privacy policies which you should read if you want to learn about how other sites protect your privacy.

The Corporation does not collect personally identifiable information about individuals except when they specifically provide information on a voluntary basis. This personally identifiable information may be gathered during registration for forums, participation in community settings (like the forum), participation in polls, participation in special events, purchase transactions, registration for contests or sweepstakes, and at other times.

Personally identifiable information about individuals will not be sold or transferred to unaffiliated third parties without the approval of the user when the information is collected.

The Corporation also collects non-personal information and data automatically through the standard operation of The Corporation’s Internet servers, through the use of "cookies" or through the use of Web statistics packages. This information is provided in the aggregate so it cannot be used to determine anything about a particular individual user. This information may include but is not limited to the version and type of the user’s browser, platform, screen resolution, screen color depth, Javascript version, how the user got to the page, how often the user comes, and when the user’s last visit was. Again, this information is seen in the aggregate and does not give any information about a specific identifiable individual.

The Corporation reserves the right to perform statistical analyses of user behavior and characteristics in order to measure the popularity of different sections of the site. The Corporation also may share aggregate data with advertisers in order to help them assess the degree of exposure their ads are receiving.

The Corporation cannot control the use of cookies or the resulting information by advertisers or other third parties hosting data for The Corporation. Most Web browsers have a feature that when activated allows the user to accept or deny cookies at the user’s discretion. It is important to note that cookies may be necessary to provide the user with certain features available at The Corporation’s Web site.

The Corporation reserves the right to contact individuals regarding matters relevant to the underlying service and/or information collected.

The Corporation reserves the right to exchange some the collected information with business partners who offer co-branded services as part of The Corporation.

If ever The Corporation believes that it is necessary to share any information collected for the purpose of a good faith attempt to protect the rights and property of The Corporation and/or others, The Corporation may share information collected with the necessary individuals and/or organizations. The Corporation may also share any information collected if doing so is required by law.

The Corporation reserves the right to use your e-mail to send you promotional information. Any user can send a message to privacy@corpnews.com if he or she wants to stop receiving promotion-related e-mail and/or other promotion materials.

The user may also send a message to privacy@corpnews.com if he or she would like to alter or update any personal information The Corporation may have, or if the user wishes to be deleted from The Corporation’s databases. In the event that a user wishes to be deleted from The Corporation’s databases, The Corporation will use commercially reasonable efforts to functionally delete the user and his or her personal information from its databases. It may be commercially unfeasible to delete all of the user’s personal information because of backups and records of deletions.

Users should note that when they voluntarily disclose information about themselves on publicly available sections of The Corporation’s Web sites, they are potentially releasing personal information to individuals or organizations beyond The Corporation’s control. This may result in unsolicited messages. While such activities are not condoned or endorsed by The Corporation, they are beyond our control.

The Corporation uses reasonable precautions to keep the information disclosed to us secure and to disclose such information only to third parties we believe to be responsible. However, we are not responsible for the actions of any third parties which may receive the information.

The Corporation is not intended for users under 13 years of age. The Corporation complies with the Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act and does not permit registration by and will not knowingly collect personally identifiable information from anyone under 13 years of age.

The foregoing policies are effective as of June 2nd, 2000. The Corporation reserves the right to change this policy at any time. If the user is interested in The Corporation’s privacy policy, it is recommended that he or she check the policy periodically for updates. Changes will be posted to this page. The policies outlined herein are not intended to and do not create any contractual obligations or legal rights in or on behalf of any party.

TERMS OF USE

This agreement governs your use of The Corporation’s Web sites, as well as products and services available through The Corporation’s Web sites (collectively, the "Service"), including the Forum and discussion areas, which is operated by The Corporation Entertainment Group or one of its subsidiaries. Additional terms and conditions of use applicable to specific areas of the Service may also be posted in such areas and, together with this agreement, govern your use of those areas. This agreement, together with any such additional terms and conditions, are referred to as this "Agreement."

The Corporation reserves the right, in its discretion, to change or modify all or any part of this Agreement at any time, effective as soon as the modifications are posted on this page. Your continued use of the Service constitutes your binding acceptance of these terms and conditions, including any changes or modifications made by The Corporation as permitted above. If at any time the terms and conditions of this Agreement are no longer acceptable to you, you should immediately cease all use of the Service.

The Service is directed to teenagers and adults and is not directed to children under the age of 13. The Corporation complies with the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act and does not permit registration by and will not knowingly collect personally identifiable information from anyone under 13. For more about how The Corporation protects the privacy of its users, see our Privacy Policy, located on this page.

You acknowledge that the Service contains information, software, photographs, audio and video clips, graphics, links and/or other material (collectively, the "Content") that are protected by copyright, trademark or other proprietary rights of The Corporation or third parties. All Content on the Service is copyrighted as a collective work of The Corporation pursuant to applicable copyright law. You agree to comply with any additional copyright notices, information, or restrictions contained in any Content available on or accessed through the Service. Users of the Service may use the Content only for their personal, noncommercial use.

You may not modify, publish, transmit, transfer or sell, reproduce, create derivative works from, distribute, perform, display, or in any way exploit any of the Content, in whole or in part, except as expressly permitted in this Agreement. Content consisting of downloadable software may not be reverse engineered unless specifically authorized by the owner of the software's patent and/or copyright. You may post on the Service any Content owned by you (such as your original statements), Content for which you have received express permission from the owner and Content in the public domain. You assume all risk and responsibility for determining whether any Content is in the public domain. You grant to The Corporation the right to edit, copy, publish, distribute, translate and otherwise use in any medium any Content that you place on the Service without compensation to you. You represent and warrant that you are authorized to grant all rights set forth in the preceding sentence.

You may download or copy the Content only for your own personal use, provided that you maintain all copyright and other notices contained in such Content. You shall not store electronically any significant portion of any Content. Except as expressly permitted by the copyright laws, no copying, storage, redistribution or publication of any Content is permitted without the express permission of The Corporation or the owners of such Content or their authorized persons, if other than The Corporation. You may download from the Service any Content in the public domain for your own personal use or for non-commercial redistribution.

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As a condition of using the Service, you may not restrict or inhibit any other user from using and enjoying the service. Also as a condition of using the Service, you may not post on the Service any Content which (a) is libelous, defamatory, obscene, pornographic, abusive, harassing or threatening, (b) contains viruses or other contaminating or destructive features, (c) violates the rights of others, such as Content which infringes any copyright, trademark, patent, trade secret or violates any right of privacy or publicity, or (d) otherwise violates any applicable law. You may not post on the Service any links to any external Internet sites that are obscene or pornographic. You shall not use the Service for any commercial purpose, to distribute any advertising or solicitation of funds or goods and services or to solicit users to join competitive online services.

The Corporation does not and cannot in a commercially viable manner review all of the Content posted by users on the Service and is not responsible for such Content. However, The Corporation reserves the right to delete, move or edit any Content (including Content posted in any forums) that it may determine, in its sole discretion, violates this Agreement or is otherwise unacceptable. You shall remain solely responsible for all Content posted by you. The Corporation shall have the right, but not the obligation, to correct any errors or omissions in any Content, as it may determine in its sole discretion.

The statements and opinions in the material contained within The Corporation Web sites and publications and material which may be accessed from The Corporation’s Web sites are those of the individual contributors or advertisers, as indicated. The Corporation has used reasonable care and skill in compiling the content of this site. However, no warranty is made as to the accuracy or completeness of any information on this site and The Corporation accepts no responsibility or liability for any inaccuracy or errors and omissions, or for any damage, economic or otherwise, or injury to persons or property arising out of the accessing or use of any files, software and other materials, instructions, methods or ideas contained on this site or in the material accessed from it.

The Corporation does not represent or endorse the accuracy or reliability of any Content posted on any forum and you acknowledge that any reliance upon such Content shall be at your sole risk. Any Content placed on any forum by users are the views of the user posting the statement, and do not necessarily represent the views of The Corporation

The Service may contain links to sites on the Internet which are owned and operated by third parties (the "External Sites"). You acknowledge that The Corporation is not responsible for the availability of, or the content located on or through, any External Site. Any External Sites which may be accessed through The Corporation’s Web sites are the sole responsibility of the third party who is posting the site. The Corporation makes no warranty as to the accuracy of any information on External Sites and accepts no liability for any errors and omissions or for any damage or injury to persons or property arising out of the use or operation of any materials, instructions, methods or ideas contained on such sites. You should contact the site administrator or Webmaster for those External Sites if you have any concerns regarding such links or the content located on such External Sites.

Except as expressly provided, nothing within any part of the Service shall be construed as conferring any license under any of The Corporation's or any third party's intellectual property rights, whether by estoppel, implication, or otherwise.

You agree to indemnify, defend and hold The Corporation and its affiliates, and their respective officers, directors, owners, agents, information providers and licensors (collectively, the "The Corporation Parties") harmless from and against any and all claims, liability, losses, costs and expenses (including attorneys' fees) incurred by any The Corporation Party in connection with any use or alleged use of the Service. The Corporation reserves the right, at its own expense, to assume the exclusive defense and control of any matter otherwise subject to indemnification by you, and in such case, you agree to cooperate with The Corporation's defense of such claim.

The Corporation reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to restrict, suspend or terminate your access to all or any part of the Service, including the forums, at any time for any reason without prior notice or liability. The Corporation may change, suspend or discontinue all or any aspect of the Service at any time, including the availability of any feature, database, or Content (including the forums), without prior notice or liability.

DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES; LIMITATION OF LIABILITY.

All real information contained herein is obtained by The Corporation from sources believed to be accurate and reliable. All information fabricated for the sake of purposes humorous or otherwise is clearly not reliable. If you have any question as to the seriousness of any statement, fact, claim, or other aspect of the Service, please contact humor@corpnews.com for clarification. Because of the possibility of human and mechanical error as well as other factors, in regards to both serious and fabricated content, NEITHER THE CORPORATION NOR ANY PROVIDER OF THIRD PARTY CONTENT OR THEIR RESPECTIVE AGENTS WARRANTS THAT THE SERVICE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED OR ERROR FREE; NOR DOES THE CORPORATION, ANY THIRD PARTY CONTENT PROVIDER, OR THEIR RESPECTIVE AGENTS MAKE ANY WARRANTY AS TO THE RESULTS TO BE OBTAINED FROM USE OF THE SERVICE OR THE CONTENT. NEITHER THE CORPORATION NOR THE THIRD PARTY CONTENT PROVIDERS AND THEIR RESPECTIVE AGENTS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ERRORS, OMISSIONS, OR MISTAKES ON THE PART OF THE USER, WHETHER IN ATTEMPTING TO DETERMINE WHAT CONTENT IS FABRICATED AND WHAT CONTENT IS NOT, OR OTHERWISE. THE SERVICE AND THE CONTENT ARE DISTRIBUTED ON AN "AS IS, AS AVAILABLE" BASIS. NONE OF THE CORPORATION THIRD PARTY CONTENT PROVIDERS AND THEIR RESPECTIVE AGENTS MAKE ANY REPRESENTATIONS AND DISCLAIM ALL EXPRESS, IMPLIED, AND STATUTORY WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND TO THE USER AND/OR ANY THIRD PARTY INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, WARRANTIES AS TO ACCURACY, TIMELINESS, COMPLETENESS, MERCHANTABILITY, OR FITNESS FOR ANY PARTICULAR PURPOSE, WITH RESPECT TO THE SERVICE, ANY CONTENT OR ANY PRODUCTS OR SERVICES SOLD THROUGH THE SERVICE. NEITHER THE CORPORATION NOR ANY THIRD PARTY CONTENT PROVIDER WARRANTS THAT ANY FILES AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOADING THROUGH THE SERVICE WILL BE FREE OF VIRUSES OR SIMILAR CONTAMINATION OR DESTRUCTIVE FEATURES, NOR DOES THE CORPORATION AND ANY THIRD PARTY CONTENT PROVIDE WARRANT THAT LINKS ARE CURRENT OR THAT CONTENT IS FRESH, ERROR-FREE, OR ACCURATE. YOU EXPRESSLY AGREE THAT THE ENTIRE RISK AS TO THE QUALITY AND PERFORMANCE OF THE SERVICE AND THE ACCURACY OR COMPLETENESS OF THE CONTENT IS ASSUMED SOLELY BY YOU.

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHALL THE CORPORATION, ANY THIRD PARTY CONTENT PROVIDER NOR THEIR RESPECTIVE AGENTS SHALL BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF THE USE OF OR INABILITY TO USE THE SERVICE, EVEN IF SUCH PARTY HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. THIS INCLUDES BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF MISCONTRUING FABRICATED AND/OR HUMOROUS CONTENT AS REFLECTIVE OF REALITY.

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UNLESS DUE TO WILLFUL TORTIOUS MISCONDUCT OR GROSS NEGLIGENCE, THE CORPORATION (AND ITS AFFILIATES) AND THE THIRD PARTY CONTENT PROVIDERS AND THEIR RESPECTIVE AGENTS SHALL HAVE NO LIABILITY IN TORT, CONTRACT, OR OTHERWISE (AND AS PERMITTED BY LAW, PRODUCT LIABILITY), TO THE USER AND/OR ANY THIRD PARTY.

The rights and obligations under this Agreement shall be governed by the laws of the State of Pennsylvania excluding its conflicts of law rules and United States law and international treaties governing copyrights. The application to this Agreement of the United Nations Convention on Contracts for the International Sale of Goods is hereby expressly excluded.

This Agreement constitutes the entire agreement between the parties with respect to the subject matter hereof, and supersedes all previous written or oral agreements between the parties with respect to such subject matter. If any inconsistency exists between the terms of this agreement and any additional terms and conditions posted on the Service, such terms shall be interpreted as to eliminate any inconsistency, if possible, and otherwise, the additional terms and conditions shall control.

INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY INFRINGEMENT CLAIMS

It is the policy of The Corporation to respond expeditiously to claims of intellectual property infringement. The Corporation will promptly process and investigate notices of alleged infringement and will take appropriate actions under applicable intellectual property laws. Upon receipt of notices of sites not complying or substantially complying with applicable intellectual property laws, The Corporation will act expeditiously to remove or disable access to any material claimed to be infringing or claimed to be the subject of infringing activity, and will act expeditiously to remove or disable access to any reference or link to material or activity that is claimed to be infringing. The Corporation may terminate access for subscribers and account holders who are repeat infringers.