I normally get a chuckle out of these, but this one had me busting up.

Corpse camper gets ganked while cybering.

The best part... go to the bottom of page 4 and 5 to read the replies from the "lovebirds". Couple of good aftermath screen captures by other players too.

UH O

Cheers

Those WoW boards scare me more every day.

PWND So very, very PWND.

What is it with Alliance and corpse camping anyway? If I'm in a Horde group, which I am often, we may gank an ally if we see one but then we carry on with our evening. I have, with the exception of 2 times, never been killed by an Ally/group of ally who didn't camp my corpse.

That thread is apparently the best thread ever. Every moron with a WoW account and a keyboard says so.

It involves both virtual sex and virtual violence, how much better could it get?

Actual sex and violence?

True.

Two words. Care .... Bears. The whole lot of them.

At least there was ultimately some good, wholesome, no quarter given combat to endcap the story. That's what PvP (where's the fricken' FFA?) servers are all about.

That was actually a pretty good story, short but effective.

I actually play Horde on that server, and "Aauron" is quickly becoming what you call someone who can't be bothered to join in for something because he/she is "busy" but won't specify what with.

Which, I mean, what else could you be doing if you can't say?

Oh man, that happened on Whisperwind? That explains everything. ;) I have a 53 gnome warlock on that server ;)

*takes off his robe and wizard hat...*

No good can come of this.

Yeah, I don't see this ending well either Dem.

Man, the Alliance v. Horde argument is fucking retarded. I have a 60 horde on one server and a 60 alliance on another, both are always victim to pking and camping. Maybe there's actually a rule somewhere that only fuckwits can play [whatever side you aren't].

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

I'm not going to say that you're outright wrong, but without being able to play both sides on the same server you don't really know where the asshat concentration is. I've got characters on both sides of a PvE server and I can definitely tell you that the morons are more noticeable on the Alliance side because of the horrifying population imbalance (almost 3:1). Maybe it's not the same deal on an unbalanced PvP server but it doesn't seem that unreasonable.

Right Crash, I'm not disagreeing. Given the laws of statistics, it's inevitable that the asshat concentration will not be balanced. However, you can't deny that there's an asshat population on both sides. Well, I guess you can, but you'd be a fucking moron.

I play on two PVP servers, on my alliance server the horde population is probably about 2:1. Alliance doesn't ever stand a chance in Battlegrounds even, esp. since our best PVP guild went to that newer server... There are more horde asshats than alliance it seems. Again, we'll chalk that up to laws on probabilities. More people = more asshats. Check.

On my horde server, I don't think the population imbalance is nearly as bad, and really the asshat population seems relatively equal. I've been camped about as often as my group has camped people. I've pked about as much as people have pked me..

Now then, I'm not disagreeing with your point Crash, because you're right, I cannot take sample data from the same server, because I don't play on the Carebear servers. My loss I'm sure. Nonetheless, statistics would say that you don't need to sample all the data that's out there, that theoretically a small sample is siginificant enough to derive results from. Look at the Nielson ratings.

That's what happens behind the screen when cyborzing in WoW.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yCCC9unFErM

That is fucking classic. NSFW btw.