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 ATV Powersports Review
Mr. Coldforged, #10 in June 2000
There are some things that should never happen. Drunk drivers should not slide into busloads of innocent toddlers. Puck should never have been kicked out of the Real World apartment. And Kawasaki ATV Powersports should never have escaped into the outside world. Surely someone somewhere in the development process should have seen this thing coming down the hall. That person had an imperative human obligation to aim a mammoth pipe wrench at the forehead of whoever was carrying the golden master version of this program in order to block its unseemly sojourn into the marketplace. I'm of the opinion that the entire development team should be bottled up and studied to determine the precise mix of ingredients necessary to create such a waste of molecules. Come with me on an exploration of quite possibly the worst game to grace the planet.
In order to provide me, the reviewer, someone who is supposed to view these entertainment titles with equanimity, with an appropriate measure of enjoyment, I will present this to my faithful readers as a recipe in how to design and implement an all-terrain racing game of incredibly horrid quality. May this, at least, provide you readers with some semblance of happiness when involved with this horrendous abortion.
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