Sure, you love to read the Corporation. But don’t you wish you could plaster our logo all over your every day life? Your PC, your wardrobe, your website - these can all join our sprawling Corporate empire with just a few easy steps. The Corporate Desktop Package First, you can download an archive of desktops featuring the stars of The Corporation. As much as we like to try, we can’t keep your PC tuned to corpnews.com 24 hours a day. We can, though, do the next best thing - plaster our Corporate Logo all over your desktop! By downloading the Corporate Wallpaper, you can bless your desktop with a symbol of corporate oppression. Complete archives are available for Mac and PC. Select your screen size below: Coming Soon... Windows / Linux (.zip format): Microscopic - 640 x 480 Average - 800 x 600 Well Endowed - 1024 x 768 Porn Star - 1280 x 1024   Mac OS (.sit format): I was picked on as a child - 640 x 480 I had an older brother - 800 x 600 Teachers feared me - 1024 x 768 I owned the playground - 1280 x 1024 Alternately, all of the images are available individually in GIF format. Coming Soon... (coming soon) - Well, as long as you’ve got that beautiful desktop picture, you might as well grab the Corporate Theme! If you have Kaleidoscope (Mac) or MS Plus (Windows), everything about your GUI will be more cost-efficient and profitable. Either that or it’ll look kinda cool. (coming soon) - When your computer’s just sitting around, give it something to do - have it run the Corporation Screensaver. Anyone walking by will be instantly stricken by your computer’s insane amounts of coolness. The Corporate Insignia A personal website is a great thing to have, and professing your love of The Corporation can make yours even better. Stick our buttons up and share your love with all of your visitors, or find other uses for it. Building a shrine? A dartboard? Use your imagination - we sure aren't! Click here (coming soon... heard that one enough yet?) to enter our Department of Web Propaganda and mooch some official Corporation animated gifs.