Welcome to The Corporation Congratulations! You have been selected to view The Corporation’s web site! (Note: you may also have been selected to enjoy it.) Whether you have come here from a game site, a search engine, another part of The Corporation, or if you simply awoke covered in reptile plasma and well cooked (and strangely tasty) beef nibblits, sitting in front of this website, The Corporation is the place for you. This section of the site is devoted to educating those who have not experienced the entirety of The Corporation in all of its splendor. The Corporation Loves You That’s right – it’s not just a catchy phrase. It is The Corporation’s motto, slogan, creed, code, goal, secret handshake, and Peruvian attack llama. Furthermore, it’s not the cheap garden-variety "brotherly love" nonsense. We’re talking the bunga-bunga kind of love. Today the Corporation is a vast empire, spanning all 52 states (including the two we own and do not open to the public). We have also expanded into thirteen foreign countries, which allows us to manufacture top quality gaming news at rock bottom prices! As part of our daily operations, we provide you with a look at what’s happening in the gaming industry, reviews of the latest games, previews of upcoming smash hits and dramatic failures, and interviews with the men and women who make it all happen. Of course, we didn’t start as the large and faceless organization the world has grown to love and worship. Many lives were lost and many more temporarily misplaced in the struggle to rise from the ashes of poetic metaphor to the height of renown we enjoy today. If you are unfamiliar with The Corporation’s history, visit our Company History and Archives. Otherwise, navigate the Corporate Headquarters to your right.